Definitions by inthane

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon 

The point at which reality becomes so weird that the comedy website The Onion is no longer funny in comparison.

"Did you see that political ad? It's WAY past The Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon."

Onion Irrelevance Event Horizon by InThane May 11, 2010

Jazzabelle 

A woman who dresses in a mixed style encompassing elements from ladies' fashions of the 1920s through the 1950s. Generally, such ladies also enjoy at least one, and possibly more, of the various Jazz dances of the time, such as Blues, Balboa, Lindy Hop, Shag, or Charleston.

Damn, that lady is one fine Jazzabelle!

Jazzabelle by inthane March 10, 2010