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Bumbrella

A fanciful umbrella, made from a pole, curved at one end, and a bum. The bum-on-a-pole is used mainly for keeping off unwanted rain, but also, less commonly, for poking at people who are causing the user irritation. Poking someone with your bumbrella causes the recipient of the poke discomfort, but immense satisfaction to the bumbrella-user who is doing the poking, and is thus highly amusing to watch.

Man: You're bothering me.

(uses bumbrella as poking device.)

Woman: oooph! Don't poke me with you're bumbrella. It's uncomfortable, and weird.

Onlooker: Hahahaha. Bumbrellas, eh? Always fun to watch.

by indie-hood January 13, 2009