The pink highlighter

when you use a woman's cum to write

man: babe lay down I need to use the pink highlighter
woman: but I cant even cum anymore....
man: ah ok..... *beats wife with beer bottle*

by imma touch u September 09, 2025

The baby woman dunk

when you dunk on a pregnant woman

man: yo that pregnant lady won't move from under the rim...
man2: I guess I gotta do "The baby woman dunk"
*proceeds to slam dunk on the pregnant woman*

by imma touch u September 09, 2025

Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around

woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....

by imma touch u September 09, 2025