illegal fairtrade's definitions

city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

lycra-biker

A bicyclist that is completely clad in spandex.

Dude, the lycra-biker over there looks so weird

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009