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Definitions by illegal fairtrade

city titties 

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump
Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

lycra-biker 

A bicyclist that is completely clad in spandex.
Dude, the lycra-biker over there looks so weird