1 definition by ilikecake247

A fat wannabe skater who looks like a really fat chipmunk. falls in loves easily and stalks you until you have sex with him even though he has an STD. owns only 5 shirts and wears mandals that don't fit and his fat comes out of the sides on anything he wears. Major creeper who gets between people's relationships and get them to break up because he can't get one of his own. He is really greasy and never showers so he smells like 8 year old eggs.
Oh, I know! He's being such a Dallas. Geez, look at his fat rolls!
by ilikecake247 June 5, 2011
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