idontevenknowwhatalifeis's definitions

Scrambled Egg

Egg. But scrambled.

Breakfast Dude: i will eat waffles
Breakfast Dude 2: I will eat scrambled egg

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

a stupid puppy

the worst meme

Jimothy is looking at memes, and finds A stupid puppy

Jimothy: I will barf. this meme is such a stupid puppy.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

aslkdfjhgqwpoeriutyzxmncvb

Finally, a QWERTY combination with no definitions.

Mandude 1: im bored
Mandude 2: try qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Mandude 1: aslkdfjhgqwpoeriutyzxmncvb
Mandudes 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12: OMG hes insane RUNNNNNNN

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Meat Saber

Probably how a Beat Saber player refers to jerking it.

Jimothy: *Interesting Noises*
Ed: Dude, are you playing Meat Saber?

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis November 30, 2025

Egg.

EGG.

EGG.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022

Define

To clarify, explain, or teach someone what a word is. I have attempted the impossible, fellas.

Jimothy: Define “Define!” Impossible, right—
Ed: To clarify, explain, or teach someone what a word is.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis December 2, 2025