1 definition by iAmStaphylococcus
Big Daddy Drunk.
(Noun. Proper Noun. Adjective. )
A large, often baby-like "man". Probably a womanizer, but has very little game with women. Probably used profile pictures including women from his family to give the outer appearance that he may have some form of contact with the opposite sex. Although the overly pronounced neanderthal-esque features may be an obvious giveaway of a lineage relation. One of the advantages of this breed's inherent disability to form proper relationships with the opposite gender is the financial savings it can afford them. However the under developed brain of this species most likely will squander their monetary advantages in the ways of alcohol, over priced meals to be eaten alone, and online mobile games that lack depth such as Lineage Revolution, or Farmville. When these elusive beings arent squandering their savings or indulging their gluttonous vices they are most likely attempting to slide into a female's inboxes with promises of grandeur. Given the low IQ of previously observed specimens they will often attempt to move systematically through a circle of friends with the hope that eventually one will reciprocate it"s lonely nature and show the creature some sympathy. Results have appeared unanimously unsuccessful.
(Noun. Proper Noun. Adjective. )
A large, often baby-like "man". Probably a womanizer, but has very little game with women. Probably used profile pictures including women from his family to give the outer appearance that he may have some form of contact with the opposite sex. Although the overly pronounced neanderthal-esque features may be an obvious giveaway of a lineage relation. One of the advantages of this breed's inherent disability to form proper relationships with the opposite gender is the financial savings it can afford them. However the under developed brain of this species most likely will squander their monetary advantages in the ways of alcohol, over priced meals to be eaten alone, and online mobile games that lack depth such as Lineage Revolution, or Farmville. When these elusive beings arent squandering their savings or indulging their gluttonous vices they are most likely attempting to slide into a female's inboxes with promises of grandeur. Given the low IQ of previously observed specimens they will often attempt to move systematically through a circle of friends with the hope that eventually one will reciprocate it"s lonely nature and show the creature some sympathy. Results have appeared unanimously unsuccessful.
"Yo, BDD is at it again! He's trying to book a flight to come cook me dinner. He doesn't seem to be taking the hint."
by iAmStaphylococcus August 14, 2018