2 definitions by i. rathernotsay
Girl 1: Yo you know that girl Sonya? she's pregnant a-gain by Ray.
Girl 2: For real??? how many kids she have?
Girl 1: This is #3 on the way.
Girl 1: Damn her man got some powerful sperm.
Girl 2: For real??? how many kids she have?
Girl 1: This is #3 on the way.
Girl 1: Damn her man got some powerful sperm.
by i. rathernotsay September 5, 2011
An older woman who has nothing going on with her life. In her 40's and up, she's bored to death with her day job, has NO children, or a husband, or a career. Just an old maid who has to get some carnal satisfaction from a young guy. Extremely desperate. And when she uses up the poor fellow of every drop of abuse, she's on to the next one. These type of individuals are sad as hell.
Jody: (thinking out loud) oh god, I hate my job and I don't have a boyfriend to hang with to give me company. I am so horny. I KNOW, I'll go to that hot nightclub & pick up some idiot young guy. (checking herself out in the mirror) I'm still hot, still got a look of 22 years old, but I gotta tuck in this belly. Or maybe I can go post an ad on Craigslist & find some little boys to fuck me. YEAH that's better than the clubs. I think I will do that. These 20something girls got nothing on me. The cougar trend is IN.
by i. rathernotsay October 17, 2014