Definitions by i love the EDL

whirly wank 

wanking whilst spinning in a circle. a swegway can also be used to accomplish this task. gender doesn't matter this is fun for the whole family

kyle "shit i walked in on Fred having a whirly wank."

billy "yea but was he on a swegway?"

whirly wank by i love the EDL April 18, 2018

piff ting 

to describe someone, usually of the female gender, in a way to show that you think they are attractive

Daniel: " damn Rebecca is a piff ting."
Carl: " i know right."

piff ting by i love the EDL April 2, 2017