melon

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg
Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon
by i love having no friends June 15, 2024
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No

That word your mom says way too often and it really pisses you off
Tim: Mom, can I get an ice cream?
Mom: No.
Tim: Well it looks like I hate you now...
Mom: whatdidyousay
by i love having no friends May 10, 2021
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can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.
<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*
by i love having no friends June 23, 2021
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lamp

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"
by i love having no friends March 01, 2022
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