Definitions by i love having no friends

melon 

melon can be used to refer to someone who is stupid or foolish. not offensive so is commonly used in situations where someone wants to keep the language pg

Alex: bro i swear down the earth is flat

Ben: shut up alex you absolute melon

melon by i love having no friends June 15, 2024

lamp

Beat up; mug; clobber

Person 1: "You're so gay mate"

Person 2: "Say that again fam and I'll focken lamp yer ye bastard"

lamp by i love having no friends March 1, 2022

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

can you tell the time by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

No 

That word your mom says way too often and it really pisses you off

Tim: Mom, can I get an ice cream?
Mom: No.
Tim: Well it looks like I hate you now...
Mom: whatdidyousay

No by i love having no friends May 10, 2021