Definitions by i love celery seed

sideboard 

kitchen counter... this is used regularly by older people in Maine...

"I spilled my beer all over the fucking sideboard guy!"

sideboard by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

side table 

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

side table by i love celery seed April 3, 2008

ass beer 

the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...

person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"

ass beer by i love celery seed April 3, 2008