side table

the table next to a bed or couch... commonly used by older people from Maine

"I leave my false teeth in a glass of water on the side table when i sleep."

by i love celery seed April 04, 2008

ass beer

the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...

person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 "no man, that's ass beer"

by i love celery seed April 04, 2008

sideboard

kitchen counter... this is used regularly by older people in Maine...

"I spilled my beer all over the fucking sideboard guy!"

by i love celery seed April 04, 2008