Definitions by i hate mushrooms

pretzel bender 

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

pretzel bender by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

wedding peach 

old anime (like 1994) series getting little girls hyped up for marriage and feminine roles. and skimpy outfits. the opening part sort of looks like a vagina. seriously

don't want to watch wedding peach? then just settle for sailor moon

wedding peach by i hate mushrooms October 11, 2008