i hate mushrooms's definitions

pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

wedding peach

old anime (like 1994) series getting little girls hyped up for marriage and feminine roles. and skimpy outfits. the opening part sort of looks like a vagina. seriously

don't want to watch wedding peach? then just settle for sailor moon

by i hate mushrooms October 11, 2008