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skipplesqueeze

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong

"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

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when you admire someone so deeply your love of crumpets is diminished

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