Clacks

A person that do you dirty and expect you to clap back like 1 to 100

Awh he did me clacks but it’s ok doe.

by Hypo November 13, 2019

touch and go

Taken from the military term for aircraft hitting the deck on a carrier and taking back off again. When your head starts bobbing from sleep deprivation. Your eyes are heavy, your head drops and you jerk awake suddenly and your head pops back up and you look around to see if anyone could tell you were asleep. Also called four-wheeling

I was sitting in advanced algebra and the room was hot, and I was still hung from the night before, I couldn't keep my eyes open at all! I was doing touch and go's the whole time, I missed the lesson.

by Hypo February 06, 2006

hypo

slang, hypodermic injection. syringe, needle, or both. a small syringe used with a sterile needle for injection of material under the skin. im, iv..

"i filled the hypo up and stick it into the arm"

by hypo May 13, 2005

Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

by Hypo October 28, 2009

Clairol Effect

Spreading of rumors, infections, truths and lies by telling at least two other people, based on the 1970's <?> advertising scheme.

Jeremy's friend: Amy's got such a fine ass.
Joey: But you've never even SEEN her ass! How do you know?
Jeremy's friend: DUDE!!! The way you two talk about her, how could I possiby NOT KNOW?!! You totally used the Clairol Effect on that story man!!!

by Hypo January 26, 2006

chunko

one who is masterful at everything

tha guy is way too chunko

by hypo May 04, 2004

Stand the Fuck By

Usually uttered by a very pissed off NCO when informed of something unsat(isfactory). A lengthened version of STAND BY, meaning to await further instructions, in this phrase, that person told to stand by better be trembling in their boots, have their shit squared away, locked and cocked and waiting for an asschewing.

"You better make sure that head (bathroom) is clean and the Gunny likes it or you can Stand the fuck by on getting out of here this weekend."

"No, sir."
"STAND THE FUCK BY, DID YOU JUST TELL ME NO, RECRUIT!!!???"

by Hypo January 27, 2006