hypo's definitions

blowjob cramp

a. When someones jaw muscles are sore from giving blowjobs all day long they get cramped up and their mouth hangs open without showing any teeth.

b. When someones mouth is open forming a perfect O, showing little or no teeth.

Dude, shut your mouth man, you look like you got a blowjob cramp!

Shuttup man, did you just see that girl? she was HOT!!!

yeah, but she saw your mouth open and kept on going didn't she?

by hypo April 17, 2008

for cuz

when it means so much you can't define it with words, your mind blanks, you can't explain WHY... it just IS.

There were so many reasons why I love her that I couldn't even begin to recite them to her... all I could manage was "for cuz."

by Hypo May 7, 2004

chunko

one who is masterful at everything

tha guy is way too chunko

by hypo May 4, 2004

hypo

slang, hypodermic injection. syringe, needle, or both. a small syringe used with a sterile needle for injection of material under the skin. im, iv..

"i filled the hypo up and stick it into the arm"

by hypo May 13, 2005

Bend over and smile like a donut

a self explanatory command preparing you to get mounted. If you have lube, I'd suggest you use it.

BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!

by Hypo October 28, 2009

Clairol Effect

Spreading of rumors, infections, truths and lies by telling at least two other people, based on the 1970's <?> advertising scheme.

Jeremy's friend: Amy's got such a fine ass.
Joey: But you've never even SEEN her ass! How do you know?
Jeremy's friend: DUDE!!! The way you two talk about her, how could I possiby NOT KNOW?!! You totally used the Clairol Effect on that story man!!!

by Hypo January 26, 2006

Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

by hypo November 18, 2011