humphreyisasmelker's definitions

uncum

Another word for abortion

Sylvia: You came in me?!?
Dax: Don’t worry, I’ll just uncum.

by humphreyisasmelker September 2, 2021

trunkle

Someone who has a long ass nose that resembles the trunk of an elephant

Sylvester has the biggest fucking trunkle I've ever seen!

by humphreyisasmelker May 22, 2021

smelker

Someone who absolutely just fucking reeks of rotten milk 24/7

Humphrey is such a fucking smelker.

by humphreyisasmelker May 22, 2021