3 definitions by http://discord.me/0131
原指公安机关（或者有关部门）诱捕犯罪对象时开门用的的借口 现多用来警告某人被论坛（或者贴吧）封禁
开门！查水表！解：水表在外面！
开门！顺丰快递！开门！送外卖的！解：我没买东西，你送错人了！
开门！邻居借醋！解：我家从不用醋！
开门！你家漏水了！解：我家今天停水！
开门！班主任家访！解：我没生小孩！
开门！买份保险吧！解：我很安全！
开门！社区送温暖来了！解：我很热！
开门！你的充气娃娃到了！解：我有女/男朋友！（警察：不可能！快开门！）
开门！出来以后我请你吃饭！解：我家盐用不完，只能在家吃！
开门！我想用你的车拉一下化肥！解：我家用的是自行车！
开门！你的清华大学录取通知书到了！解：我已经上别的学校了！
开门！顺丰快递！开门！送外卖的！解：我没买东西，你送错人了！
开门！邻居借醋！解：我家从不用醋！
开门！你家漏水了！解：我家今天停水！
开门！班主任家访！解：我没生小孩！
开门！买份保险吧！解：我很安全！
开门！社区送温暖来了！解：我很热！
开门！你的充气娃娃到了！解：我有女/男朋友！（警察：不可能！快开门！）
开门！出来以后我请你吃饭！解：我家盐用不完，只能在家吃！
开门！我想用你的车拉一下化肥！解：我家用的是自行车！
开门！你的清华大学录取通知书到了！解：我已经上别的学校了！
by http://discord.me/0131 March 1, 2016
学霸(xuè bà) means the students good in MARKS, gangs in study, boss in exams.
Usually they're also teachers' pets.
However, some of them are also good at games or sports. So these are really annoying people!
Usually they're also teachers' pets.
However, some of them are also good at games or sports. So these are really annoying people!
A(Xueba): I've reviewed a lot but I think I will still die on the exam today.
B(Normal): Such bad liar you are a Xueba(学霸) that never had a mark lower than 95/100
B(Normal): Such bad liar you are a Xueba(学霸) that never had a mark lower than 95/100
by http://discord.me/0131 March 1, 2016
The Chinese word of stock market. MARKET!
However, since Chinese stock is a rollercoaster, lots of people......Sorry, I've been 查水表ed.
However, since Chinese stock is a rollercoaster, lots of people......Sorry, I've been 查水表ed.
by http://discord.me/0131 March 20, 2016