Definitions by howie

mig 

a cigaretter, fag,snap or brown

can i have a mig.
i smoked too many migs last night.

mig by howie November 30, 2003

lig 

a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)

gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.

lig by howie November 30, 2003

AHEM 

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

AHEM by howie November 30, 2003