horny bastard's definitions

clock

the thing that rings on the hour showing a woman when its time to fuck

BITCH its its 4 o-clock time for fucking

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

hot dog

the thing that my sister fucks

my sister had to stick a plastic bag over the hotdog so she wouldnt get salmanella poisening in her pussy

by horny bastard January 17, 2005

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

Bananna on a Stick

a long large azn dick

my gf loves to get her some banannas at the club

by Horny Bastard January 23, 2005

double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time

me and john double fisted her real good

by horny bastard January 10, 2005

Juicing a Lemon

Is when you squeeze a girls pussy so hard she pisses on your hand

I juiced her lemon so hard her piss ran all over my hands.

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

making chocolate milk

like {squeezing a lemon but where you squeeze her ass, squeezing it this hard makes it come out in a liquid form, like chocolate milk

mmmmm i love drinking freshly squeezed chocolate milk

by horny bastard January 28, 2005