Definitions by hoot rider

Wookie-Bush 

An area of unkempt pubic hair that has grown haggard and bushy through neglect.

She had Wookie-Bush so bad, I lost my damn keys in her Whisker Bisquit!

Wookie-Bush by hoot rider November 4, 2017

Turf Lounge 

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.

We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.

Turf Lounge by hoot rider November 4, 2017

droppin' bass 

To pass wind. Fart.

I ate a burrito for lunch and I've been droppin' bass all day. Whew! Good lord, who dropped bass?

droppin' bass by hoot rider January 5, 2010

one cheek sneak 

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

one cheek sneak by hoot rider January 5, 2010