hoot rider's definitions

Wookie-Bush

An area of unkempt pubic hair that has grown haggard and bushy through neglect.

She had Wookie-Bush so bad, I lost my damn keys in her Whisker Bisquit!

by hoot rider November 4, 2017

Turf Lounge

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.

We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.

by hoot rider November 4, 2017

droppin' bass

To pass wind. Fart.

I ate a burrito for lunch and I've been droppin' bass all day. Whew! Good lord, who dropped bass?

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010