hoot rider's definitions

Wookie-Bush

An area of unkempt pubic hair that has grown haggard and bushy through neglect.

She had Wookie-Bush so bad, I lost my damn keys in her Whisker Bisquit!

by hoot rider November 4, 2017

droppin' bass

To pass wind. Fart.

I ate a burrito for lunch and I've been droppin' bass all day. Whew! Good lord, who dropped bass?

by hoot rider January 5, 2010

Turf Lounge

A severe hang-over resulting in the inability to engage in physical activity other than smoking bowls, watching tv, playing video games, or listening to music.

We raged hard last night, I can't skate today, I'm strictly Turf Lounge.

by hoot rider November 4, 2017

one cheek sneak

An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.

I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.

by hoot rider January 5, 2010