Definitions by holly the ginger kid.
mcdonalds
Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.
**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!
mcdonalds by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007
chick-fil-a
Girl 1- I want chick-fil-a sooo badly. Lets go get some.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.
chick-fil-a by holly the ginger kid. May 21, 2007
drive thru
Amazing invention that allows you to purchase food without getting out of your car. Is usually used for fast food.
Drive Thru Person-what can i get you today.
Consumer-An eggmcmuffin, a hashbrown, and a medium coke.
Drive Thru Person-I'm sorry. We stopped serving breakfast one second ago.
Consumer-*Cries*
Consumer-An eggmcmuffin, a hashbrown, and a medium coke.
Drive Thru Person-I'm sorry. We stopped serving breakfast one second ago.
Consumer-*Cries*
drive thru by holly the ginger kid. May 20, 2007
middle school
A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.
Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.
middle school by holly the ginger kid. May 19, 2007