Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.
by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010
Adam was listing all the things Michael had done in his life and it was obvious he had been Griffed.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
The definition for the act of drinking 8 Wild Turkey mixed drinks and taking two lorazepams and blacking out while not losing conciousness. This may lead to the drinker/drug taker doing many things that only pictures will prove to him/her later that he actually did.
Todd was playing a fine round of golf until the eighth Wild Turkey which sent him into WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia. This resulted into a broken golf cart, a broken yard marker, a dislocated shoulder for William, pictures being taken of Todd's genitals, and James having sharting himself.
by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010
This is a sexual act in which your partner gives you a rim job and a reach around at the same time Rusty Trombone. However, in this variation your partner removes their false teeth and clamp down on your testicles as hard as possible.
I thought Sharon wanted to make up for all those years of treating me like crap by giving me a Rusty Trombone for my 40th birthday. But she Charlie Browned me by pulling a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone on my already sore balls.
by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010