hiemlich schlonge's definitions

Gaston Trailer Park

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010

Gaston Switch-a-rooh

This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."

Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.

by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

Redbank Breathilizer

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.

I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.

by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010

WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia

The definition for the act of drinking 8 Wild Turkey mixed drinks and taking two lorazepams and blacking out while not losing conciousness. This may lead to the drinker/drug taker doing many things that only pictures will prove to him/her later that he actually did.

Todd was playing a fine round of golf until the eighth Wild Turkey which sent him into WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia. This resulted into a broken golf cart, a broken yard marker, a dislocated shoulder for William, pictures being taken of Todd's genitals, and James having sharting himself.

by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010