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The definition for the act of drinking 8 Wild Turkey mixed drinks and taking two lorazepams and blacking out while not losing conciousness. This may lead to the drinker/drug taker doing many things that only pictures will prove to him/her later that he actually did.
Todd was playing a fine round of golf until the eighth Wild Turkey which sent him into WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia. This resulted into a broken golf cart, a broken yard marker, a dislocated shoulder for William, pictures being taken of Todd's genitals, and James having sharting himself.
by hiemlich schlonge February 18, 2010
Get the WildTurkeyLorazepamnesia mug.This is a variation of the Danny Glover and the Donkey Punch. The man must get his member good and dirty with feces while anally plugging his partner. He must pull out and whip her ass with his shit covered cock. This makes her ass black like a black horse and you have now whipped her like a race horse jockey would. After her buttocks are good and black the man re-inserts his member into anus. When he is close to climax he pulls the ole Donkey Punch by punching her in the back of the head.
Ben knew he was never going to see that fat assed volleyball player again after last night so he wanted to have some shits and giggles so he Black Stallion Donkey Punch her yankee bitch ass.
by hiemlich schlonge February 20, 2010
Get the Black Stallion Donkey Punch mug.This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.
Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.
by hiemlich schlonge March 8, 2010
Get the Gaston Dart Game mug.A version of Mississippi Mohawk using a Zebra Turd. A Mississippi Mohawk is Cleveland Steamer on someone's head. A Zebra Turd is a turd after your partner has jizzed in your anus.
Janice was tired of Barry cuming in her ass when she was prarie dogging so when he drank his 10 Natty Lights and passed out she dropped A Don King on his head.
by hiemlich schlonge February 22, 2010
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