Baberaham Lincoln

Your hot girlfriend who is also a President.

Dude, Zardari's wife was a total Baberaham Lincoln; too bad she was shot in the neck and chest and blown to bits and pieces.

by hhaim yankel January 22, 2010

shafchop

A judo chop applied directly to the phallus.

If I ever meet Osama bin Laden he's getting a shafchop.

by hhaim yankel January 22, 2010

silent barbarino

The kind of fart that starts out silent but suddenly gets very noisy.

Did you hear Rebecca's silent barbarino at the board meeting yesterday? I think she was expecting a silent fart.

by Hhaim Yankel January 21, 2010

love note

A parking ticket.

"The City of Boston writes more love notes than any city in the continental United States."

by hhaim Yankel January 26, 2010

Afghanistank

The smell of a room in which an Afghan Pipeline has been used for so long that the feces has thawed out.

Don't use the Afghan Pipeline for too long or else the Afghanistank will become unbearable.

by Hhaim Yankel January 22, 2010