16 definitions by herschel quintron

Ass jack

Kicking someone directly in the asshole. Perhaps so hard that the big toe gains insertion.

"I'll ass jack you to the moon. My foot will rupture your uterus."

by herschel quintron December 29, 2004

When a jack-o-lantern face is carved into the stomach of a dead person and then the "mouth" is used for "oral"

"Let's go over to that train wreckage site and do a little jack-o-lantern style on the newly dead. It makes sense, today being Guy Fox Day and all."

by herschel quintron December 29, 2004