24 definitions by headless hotdog

2009

1) the ABSOLUTE WORST year of my life.

2) the year the british took over the world.

what happened in 2009 u asked??? it’s right THERE.

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

2009

booty. shut up. shut up. no more booty GET UR BUTT OUTTA MY FACE

no more asshole. it’s 2009.

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

2009

the year the creators of “my gay happy uncle THE MOVIE” got sued.

2009

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

habana

banana nana.

half my heart is in habana o nana...

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog January 1, 2020