Definitions by headless hotdog

things that DID exist in 2009 

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

things that DID exist in 2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009 

1) the ABSOLUTE WORST year of my life.

2) the year the british took over the world.

what happened in 2009 u asked??? it’s right THERE.

2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

two thousand nine 

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP NO 2009 NO EVER NO EVER NO 2009 EVER AGAIN >:(

no two thousand nine.

two thousand nine by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009 

the year my dad stopped shavin

2009 help.

2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009 

the year the creators of “my gay happy uncle THE MOVIE” got sued.

2009

2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

#nomore2009

the hashtag says it all.

#nomore2009

#nomore2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

2009 

booty. shut up. shut up. no more booty GET UR BUTT OUTTA MY FACE

no more asshole. it’s 2009.

2009 by headless hotdog December 31, 2019