2009

the year my dad stopped shavin

2009 help.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

sweat glands

they are SATAN and stopped existing in 2009.

sweat glands i hate

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

shirley

a good ol’ gal.

damn we love shirley, she’s so classy!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

pickle rick

a way to accentuate a certain aspect of urself.

i am very pickle rick.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

inoccent farm man

that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.

inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

the urban dictionary high

when u stay up all night on this stoopid unintelligible thing.

sorry my eyes are bloodshot,,,im on the urban dictionary high!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019