3 definitions by he who must not be named

coolierod

A person who is convinced of their coolness but to everyone else is the least cool person they know

Look at that coolierod with his tricked out 10-speed--yeah buddy--you're cool

by he who must not be named August 2, 2006

Slytherclaw

A Hogwarts student who would stab you in the back without looking up from their book.

He tricked me into doing his bidding by using a complex analogy about the meaning of life. What a Slytherclaw.

by he who must not be named May 4, 2014

Cult of Alcohol

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.

I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.

by he who must not be named September 20, 2021