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a person who is a kooler version of cool
I'm more {coolieo} than those losers over there.
coolieo by Bre- Na~Na December 28, 2009
A coolero is a married man whose wife has tricked him into thinking that the child/ren she had birthed while married to him are actually his although they look so unlike him in any way that only a friggin idiot would believe that they are really his. Spawned from Me, Myself and Irene when Jim Carrey's character's wife has three black boys and he never questions the paternity.
"Damn Bob, your kids look like the FedEx man more and more these days, you are such a coolero!"
coolero by Jacob Miller September 14, 2005
when something is way more cool than something else
my cat is coolier than thou.
coolier by mL May 5, 2005

cooleroni 

when something is extremely COOL! Usually used when someone gets overly excited and they can not control themsleves.
Ashley: Hey I just won $10 million!!
Brittany: That's oober cool!!
Ashley: No, it's more than that...It's COOLERONI!!!
cooleroni by Menec October 17, 2006

cooliers 

a different way of saying 'cool'
Girl #1: I went to the mall today.
Girl #2: Cooliers, what did you get?
cooliers by nida August 25, 2005

Colliered Out 

verb. To make plans with a friend or group of friends and then back out shortly after. This pertains to plans created by said person or by others wishing to interact with them.
Matt got a group of people together to go play pool, but when we called and asked where he was, he was at home playing GTA IV. He definitely Colliered Out on us!

Jim-bob was supposed to go to a show with Mike on Saturday, but he Colliered Out by going to a Dodge SRT4 convention.
Colliered Out by banannahammock March 30, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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