Definitions by harro dero

Sturley earplugs

when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.

i gave lydia the sturley earplugs last night, so she did the rabinator on me

Sturley earplugs by harro dero April 8, 2007

gurneygasm 

when you cum in someones mouth with such ferocity that it gets caught in their throat and they choke. you then proceed to give them CPR (cardio pulminary resuscitation) and you suck the cum out and swallow saving their life.

i almost killed jane from the gurneygasm i gave her last night. it was pretty scary

gurneygasm by harro dero April 8, 2007