Definitions by hardyanimal

Peddling your menstrual cycle 

When a woman uses her menstrual cycle as a talking point or an excuse for behavior.

Woman: "I just can't deal with this, I'm on my period" Man: " are you peddling your menstrual cycle?"

Woman: "omfg! I seriously need something sweet rn, this period is insane" Man: "you don't need to peddle your menstrual cycle, just eat a snickers"

Peddling your menstrual cycle by hardyanimal August 31, 2022

Pood Gussy 

Pood Gussy is an inocent way to say Good Pussy when in a group of people that you may not want to inform.

Me: she's perfect, she's got the tig ol bitties and that pood gussy.

Pood Gussy by hardyanimal June 21, 2022

Nugget porn 

Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.

Brianna: my favorite porn is nugget porn. Dad: why because you're short like them?

Nugget porn by hardyanimal February 15, 2021

Reflection and tranquility room 

Restroom toilet pisser porcelain thrown crapper shitter break powder room bathroom stall publicbathroom dropping a deuce pissing shitting alone time

I will be back. I'm going to the reflection and tranquility room. "Why do you call the bathroom that"...reflection is what I achieve from the mirror, deep into my soul after the tranquility I've experienced from a full emptying of my guts".

Hey, I left you some lines in the reflection and tranquility room-: bruh you're the best!

Reflection and tranquility room by hardyanimal December 13, 2019

Skin dog 

Reffering to ones own human children in regards to the opposite of fur babies.

I absolutely love my skin dogs, I have two daughters and a son; Brianna, Tyler and Mayleigh. But no one will greet you at the door like a fur baby! Stryker is my german shepherd puppy and he is so cute!

Skin dog by hardyanimal December 2, 2019