habbie's definitions

Menema

The action that a girl needs to take when her circle of friends include a continuous rotation of the same men. Global in action, this requires complete severance with prior male companions to find new ones.

Daughter: Gee all of these boys seem to be a bunch of losers going no where.
Father: Gosh honey- sounds like your life needs a menema!

by Habbie June 1, 2006

Shammy

Another name for a front butt or a butt in the front. A huge gut that goes to the lap.

Wow- when she sat down did you see that shammy?

by habbie February 7, 2006