Definitions by gussy finknottle

vinery 

Dangerous foolishness, often filmed to make someone else look like they are at fault - often a cyclist with a GoPro.
Named after professional gobshite and radio presenter Jeremy Vine

Look out, that cyclist in the middle of the road is looking like he will cycle into us if we pass. Best stay back- haven’t got time for that sort of Vinery today…

vinery by gussy finknottle October 3, 2023

arabic medicine 

Often used by trainee nurses with delusions of adequacy

I studied Arabic medicine- back in my province of India I’m recognised as a doctor

arabic medicine by gussy finknottle July 5, 2021

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

Criminally incompetent fuckwits by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021

swedish bedford

a derogatory name for scania trucks, scania being swedish and bedford being an unpleasant english truck from yesteryear.

the gearbox on this swedish bedford is playing up again

swedish bedford by gussy finknottle July 20, 2011