gumba gumba's definitions

paradise city

(n.) Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home
(oh, won't you please take me home) x2

Just a' urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beat
I'm your charity case
So buy me somethin' to eat
I'll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say
Ya gotta-keep pushin' for the fortune and fame
It's all a gamble when it's just a game
Ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody's doin' their time

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
Why I'm here I can't quite remember
The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe
I'd have another cigarette but I can't see
Tell me who you're gonna believe

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, yeah!

So far away
So far away
So far away
So far away

Captain America's been torn apart
Now he's a court jester with a broken heart
He said-
Turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin' my mind-
"Are you blind?"
I've seen it all a million times

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh wont you please take me home, home

I wanna go
I wanna go
Oh wont you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
Take me down
Oh won't you please take me home
I wanna see
I wanna see
Oh won't you please take me home

I wanna see
I wanna see
Take me home

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down
To the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
OH, won't you please take me home, yeah

Take me down
I wanna go
Oh won't you please take me home

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

beer drinker's gut

A more manly way to say beer belly

My dad has a beer drinker's gut.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

when pigs fly

Sacrastic sentence suffix to indicate non-adherance to the subject in hand.

Sure I'll pay you... when pigs fly!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

phantom

Famed model of Rolls-Royce taken through many stages of excellence since the twenties. The ultimate version would be the 1980 Phantom VI convertible state limo in midnight blue. The car to own all cars.

Shame the latest phantom looks like osama put a bomb inside. Even worse that P Diddy-dick has one.

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

uiify

See uiif

Uiify! woot woot!

by Gumba Gumba March 6, 2004

shadies and mentalmen

The way to address a rowdy and drunken audience.

Shadies and mentalmen, here is your entertainment for tonight!


*guy with violin and dildo walks in*

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

v dogg

a kickass rapper on various mp3 sites

just imagine that - v dogg

by gumba gumba April 19, 2006