Definitions by gumba gumba

machete 

A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.

Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict

machete by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

rambo 

Action powerhouse movie starring slyvester stallone about a Vietnam veteran who is forced out of a town. Using his advanced military techniques, Rambo manages to fight off the entire police force of a few towns utilising his bare hands, a dead cow, and a machine gun with seemingly unlimited amunition.

"You might have superior numbers, but I'm rambo!"



"Oh shit!"

rambo by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

fuse 

Inside electrical implements, you will find a fuse. To prevent massive power drainage that occurs from short-curcuiting, the fuse will burn through at a certain capacity.

The fuse is blown. Get another because I'm too stupid and lazy to check the electrics of this kitchen appliance.

fuse by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

18+ corner 

A corner in a videostore for people who can't get a decent girlfriend(one that costs you a lot of money, whores don't count) and have to jerk themselves off to get them to feel good.

Go to a videostore...

18+ corner by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

Llorret de Mar 

The place sad people go to to get laid in Spain.

Arrival, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid, sleeping, waking up with the ugliest person you've ever seen, kick the person out, go to the beach, drink some Booze, Party with Booze, Walk Home, getting shagged/laid again, sleeping, waking up next to another ugly person...then commit suicide.

Sad People have 2 options: Llorret de Mar and 18+ corner

Llorret de Mar by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

st. anger 

Nu-metal with a faint wiff of Metallica in it. Sounds like it could have been so much better, but no matter what monseiur "critical thinker" says, it is still Metallica's worst album. I hate it. I shall beat it with my hating stick and boycott it, in hopes that other classic metal bands don't go in this direction, and that Hetfield claims some rip-off band sung it while they were busy making a kick-ass album, which they will release and trade for a returned copy of st. anger, which they shall burn.

Good Metallica lyric, not found on St. Anger-

What I’ve felt
What I’ve known
Never shined through in what I’ve shown
Never be
Never see
Won’t see what might have been


bad metallica lyric- found on st. anger


I feel my world shake
Like an earthquake
Hard to see clear
Is it me
Or is it fear?

I'm madly in anger with you 2x

St. Anger round my neck
St. Anger round my neck
He never gets respect
St. Anger round my neck

st. anger by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

doubling up 

In a game where every possible outcome could result in an agreed monetary win, the process of "doubling up" takes hold. In a game where the winnings is double the place, the idea is to start with low bets, and always pick the same outcome. Should you lose, double your last bet and place for the same outcome. Repeat this until you have won. Comparing your total winnings to your total place, you will have gained one unit.

Of course, there is no garuantee that your wallet can withstand the number of losses needed to recouperate your loss.

Dice throwing for cash-


Place £1 starting bid on number 3


you lose!

£2 bid on number 3

you lose!

£4 bid on number three


you win!

£4x2= £8 gained

£1+£2+£4= £7 lost


Total win is your startign bet.


OK? now go try this on your friends and see how much you can win from them.

doubling up by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004