gruzzo's definitions

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

by Gruzzo August 23, 2006