cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

The big VC

A truly immense civil servant who treats her workers like school children. Sexually-frustrated and probably a virgin.

The big VC is such a nasty cow because she never gets any cock.

by Gruzzo July 17, 2006

waggler

A balding middle-aged middle manager who leches after young female members of staff. Can often be seen leaving the disabled toilets with a dodgy grin and soiled fly-zip region.

Cor blimey, I just saw that old waggler take a picture of young Sally into the bogs!

by Gruzzo July 18, 2006