An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
by Gruzzo July 17, 2006
A term used by female chavs and other council estate fishwives to describe any non-casual outer garments which can't be bought from Peacocks or Bon Marche.
Did you see that dress Carly was wearing when she was sucking that Bouncer off outside Yates's? It were dead classy.
by Gruzzo July 21, 2006
A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.
by Gruzzo July 20, 2006