3 definitions by grimly grim

One who is sexually turned on by the smell and touch of hair.
Kyle is such a hairophile, the smell of my hair turns him on.
by grimly grim April 16, 2015
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Kyle is a midgophil because he only dates short chick's. Midgophillia is a common size distortion disorder by tall American men.
by grimly grim May 12, 2015
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The space between the cunt and the ass on a female.
I rode the bike too long and now my cuntooss hurts.

He kicked me right in the cuntooss
by grimly grim September 15, 2018
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