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Definitions by gregben

Stayin’ Alive 

The song for the orgies of the 1970’s.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.
Bee Gees: Stayin Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVE!
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.
Stayin’ Alive by gregben February 18, 2022

Bad Bromance 

When 2 bros (usually gay) get engaged but end up fighting.
You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.
Bad Bromance by gregben February 18, 2022
A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.
You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.
Puss by gregben February 16, 2022
The sound a black frog makes.
Black frog: Niggit.
Ben: What’s that?
Gregory: That’s a Nigerian black frog.
Ben: Wow.
Gregory: They’re nocturnal as well.
Ben: Cool.
Niggit by gregben February 15, 2022

Nigerian Black Frog 

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
Nigerian Black Frog by gregben February 15, 2022

Badass Romance 

Lady Gaga’s best song.
It’s about a tough lady going on a date with a hot muscular guy.
I’ll make any listener dance.
Ben: Badass Romance got me dancing.
Gregory: I know, Lady Gaga sang it.
Badass Romance by gregben February 15, 2022

Vagalentine’s Day 

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
Vagalentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022