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Stayin’ Alive

The song for the orgies of the 1970’s.
Played by The Bee Gees.
Hot girls danced to it while guys were banging on them when it played.
Girls moaned to the song.
Bee Gees: Stayin Alive, Stayin’ Alive, OH OH OH OH STAYIN’ ALIVE!
Ben: Those girls are sure having fun.
Gregory: They’re Stayin’ alive to the music.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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Bad Bromance

When 2 bros (usually gay) get engaged but end up fighting.
You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.
by gregben February 18, 2022
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Puss

A shorter way of saying pussy.
Which means:
1. A pet cat
2: A woman’s genitals.
3: A wimp.
4: An idiot.
5: A character from Shrek.
You: I gotta get some puss.
Me: Oh please, go pet your puss and don’t be a puss you lil puss.
by gregben February 16, 2022
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Niggit

Black frog: Niggit.
Ben: What’s that?
Gregory: That’s a Nigerian black frog.
Ben: Wow.
Gregory: They’re nocturnal as well.
Ben: Cool.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Nigerian Black Frog

A species of frogs found in Nigeria.

Their skin is black (as they have more niggatronium in their pigmentation than the skin of all other frogs).

They thrive in all environments (water and land).

They’re nocturnal, so they only come out at night to hunt for food (like lizards, spiders, etc).

They let out their vocal calls by repeatedly saying niggit until they find food and they keep doing it.

They’re extremely defensive as well and highly venomous, biting any white-skinned creature that intrudes it.
You: We just discovered the Nigerian black frog in Nigeria.
Me: Wow!
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Badass Romance

Lady Gaga’s best song.
It’s about a tough lady going on a date with a hot muscular guy.
I’ll make any listener dance.
Ben: Badass Romance got me dancing.
Gregory: I know, Lady Gaga sang it.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.
You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.
by gregben February 15, 2022
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