gregben's definitions

Jimmy Buffet

A buffet where people get high and drunk in honor of the late Jimmy Buffett.
It’s also known as the Margaritaville in honor of his GOAT hit song Margaritaville.

People were paying tribute to Jimmy Buffett at the Jimmy Buffet.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Triacontagon

A polygon with 30 sides.
It’s 10 times the number of sides as a triangle.
It’s also known as a pornogon as since the number of sides is 30, whose Roman numeral is XXX, alternatively making it an XXX-Gon.
One interior angle is 168 degrees.
One exterior angle is 12 degrees.

A triacontagon may be the most vulgar polygon besides the hexacontaenneagon.

by gregben September 11, 2023

Kim Pootrass

A slutty singer with poosic that sounds so weird that you wanna get the poop outta your ass (hence her name).
Kim Pootrass’s genre is hyperpoop, exaggerated poop poosic.

You: Kim Pootrass is one of the weirdest singers out there.
Me: She’s ok, at least her music has tunes.
You: But it’s autotune.
Me: But at least it fits with her genre of hyperpoop.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Pissco

A genre of music with a catchy beat that makes you dance so hard that you pee your pants from excitement.

You: My friends were peeing their pants at the club.
Me: Yeah, pissco music really makes people piss themselves.
You: Right, that’s why it’s called a pisscotheque.
Me: Oh yeah.

by gregben March 30, 2022

Hellaback Girl

A girl who praises Satan nonstop.

Ben: That girl keeps praying Satan nonstop about everything.
Gregory: Well she’s a hellaback girl.

by gregben June 8, 2021

Thot’s Why

A phrase where you can literally say after every sentence, question or comment to a thot.

You: I Wanna get some Dick for my pussy.
Me: Thot’s why she’s crazy.

by gregben February 22, 2022

Ghostrapers

People who rape ghosts or ghosts who rape people, all to scare them away.

Rape Parker Jr: Who Are You Gonna Call?
Crowd: GHOSTRAPERS!

by gregben February 22, 2022