Pusstard

A condoment that tastes so spicy hot that you act like a mentally retarded person.

You: Why are you acting so mentally retarded?
Me: Calm down, I just had pusstard for lunch.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Lil Uzzy Vert

A rapper who always shows off himself with weird emo decorations and is known for the song Uzzy (or you can spell it Ussy however you want), or Pussy without the P.

Ben: I just stumbled upon a DikTok video about someone dancing to a song where the vocals said Ussy.
Gregory: Did you listen to Uzzy by Lil Uzzy Vert?
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: 😅

by gregben July 06, 2021

57 and a half feet

10 sexainches (69” x 10).
690”
What you get if you stacked 10 men of the average American height on top of one another.
Also a common height for some oak trees.

Ben: Some of my trees are around 57 and a half feet tall.
Gregory: Interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Silly Pussy

A pussy (in the form of a fleshlight) you can make any shape with.

Me: I love this new toy.
You: It’s silly pussy.
Me: Wow.

by gregben February 05, 2022

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.

Me: Wow.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Breastquake

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

by gregben September 18, 2023