siued

When Mr. Fisher gets butthurt

“You guys need to stop talking I’m really siued right now.” -Mr Fisher (Poway High School)

by Green Onion May 09, 2018

The Stevie Wonder

when you are having sex from the back, right before you are about to let go of your load tap the girls shoulder and cum all in her eyes

she is mad at me today because i gave her the stevie wonder last night

by green onion October 02, 2008

the electric bill

all the credit for this one goes to my boy jon. when your gettin a girl from behind and your about to blow a load you make the girl stick her tongue in a light socket so it zaps your dong.

tapping her pus-pus was boring till she gave me the electric bill.

by green onion October 02, 2008