grasshoppers's definitions

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Cosby kids

Or simply The Cosbys, used as a euphemism for shit. Often in conjunction with a similar euphemism for toilet - the pool

I'll be back in a bit, gotta drop the Cosby kids off at the pool.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.

<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003