yhgtbfkm

"You Have Got To Be Fucking Kidding Me", indicating that the speaker cannot even begin get his mind to beleive any part the previous statement.

<User1> OMFG! That noob just posted his IP and root passwd to USEnet asking if someone could help him fix his sound card!
<User2> :o YHGTBFKM!

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

sword fight

Two men using the same toilet to pee in at once.

We have a standing rule here - no sword fights.

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

h4w

a strong laugh at someone else's expense, a wordleet/word-ified version of the loud laugh sound "haw"

<jbm> omg that ch1x0r I wanted to nail was a dude!
<Strike> h4w!

by grasshoppers January 17, 2003