Definitions by grandest of autismo

Bong Regurgitation 

When you are smoking some herb out of a bong and you take a large hit and unexpectedly cough with your mouth still attached to the bong, causing water to rush up and into the bowl, effectively ruining all weed in the bowl and putting it out, while also making all your friends very pissed off at you.

Jon : "I'm passin':

Jon hands the bong to Gary, someone who's new to the smoke.

Gary hits the bong

Gary : Bong regurgitation

Jon, Lawrence, Alexander and James are now very pissed off. Gary is ashamed.

Bong Regurgitation by grandest of autismo January 8, 2019

Grave Danger

danger that will result in death. hence grave.

jim : bob your in grave danger
bob : OK

Grave Danger by grandest of autismo January 3, 2019

you remember that 

When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.

Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."

(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."

you remember that by grandest of autismo November 18, 2018

Squid 

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.

Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment

Squid by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018

Burger King Foot Lettuce 

slang for weed or cannabis

Buyer : "Hey man, you got any Burger King Foot Lettuce?"
Dealer : "Fuck yeah."

Burger King Foot Lettuce by grandest of autismo March 11, 2018