Ear Hustling

1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping

A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."

Guy B : "How much did she hear??"

Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."

by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019

Go postal

To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.

*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"

by grandest of autismo April 22, 2021

Lanphier High School

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.

Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019

Cat nutter

Someone who is obsessed with Cats to the point of annoyance. Typically believe that cats are superior to canines and other companion animals. Brags about how cats are so "Cute" when really they are a creepy-looking squiggly killing machine. Often allows the cat to get away with scratching people and furniture. Typically a neurotic person.

Michael : "Dude, Jane is such a Cat nutter, she has at least 3 cats, and never shuts up about them"
Jayden : "I agree, its pretty annoying, She is a Cat nutter."

by grandest of autismo April 15, 2021

Bong Regurgitation

When you are smoking some herb out of a bong and you take a large hit and unexpectedly cough with your mouth still attached to the bong, causing water to rush up and into the bowl, effectively ruining all weed in the bowl and putting it out, while also making all your friends very pissed off at you.

Jon : "I'm passin':

Jon hands the bong to Gary, someone who's new to the smoke.

Gary hits the bong

Gary : Bong regurgitation

Jon, Lawrence, Alexander and James are now very pissed off. Gary is ashamed.

by grandest of autismo January 08, 2019