goofy goober hater 's definitions

Kevin

A real white man but also black can’t pull any bitches he stays stuck on a mid looking woman who has HIV. When you see him you’ll know that he is the definition of getting no bitches.

Look at that boy Kevin over there getting no bitches

by goofy goober hater February 19, 2022

Emilio

An absolute swag master, and never ending drip.

Look at Emilio, He's just so fucken swag

by goofy goober hater December 7, 2020