Definitions by goofy goober hater

Kevin 

A real white man but also black can’t pull any bitches he stays stuck on a mid looking woman who has HIV. When you see him you’ll know that he is the definition of getting no bitches.

Look at that boy Kevin over there getting no bitches

Kevin by goofy goober hater February 19, 2022

Emilio 

An absolute swag master, and never ending drip.

Look at Emilio, He's just so fucken swag

Emilio by goofy goober hater December 7, 2020