Definitions by good soup

Michael 

He has a undeniably massive absolutely slangin fat juicy cock and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around you and you know it

“Damn Michael has big fat cock, I’m so jealous.”

Michael by Good soup November 21, 2021

Michael 

He has an undeniably massive juicy absolutely slangin schlong and if you deny it you’re lying to yourself and everyone around cause everyone knows that it’s true but some don’t wanna admit it

“Damn Michael has a big fat cock I’m jealous now, I’m so jealous.”

Michael by Good soup November 21, 2021

stfu

Stfu means shut the f@ck up in text.

person1: Hey do you wanna go out tonight?

person2: No. Stfu I gotta study.

stfu by good soup November 20, 2021

Maria 

The most amazing,gorgeous,funny,hot person you will ever meet makes your heart melt with his smile and can make a whole room stop when she walks in. He has an amazing personality and is very smart. Any person is more than lucky to have her in there life.

Wait. Is that a Maria? They are totally a little bit 💅🏻✨

Maria by good soup November 20, 2021