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Iowa

One of the crappiest states in all of the US. Many people from Iowa are farmers, or their career somehow relates to agriculture. Quite possibly the New Jersey of the Midwest, (although to say that is an insult to Jersey)while Minnesota is like New York (cos we've got Minneapolis, bitch!).

I hate Iowa. Half of the people are idiots. Plus it smells like cows there. Cows and pigs.

by goddess of grammar December 14, 2008