gnostic1's definitions

parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012

hangfred

n. Radical skateboarding move in which you lean way out sideways and grab the outer edge of a buddy's board while he does the same to your board. Similar to a crab walk but without the hidden sexual tension.

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Nice hangfred Dude!

Sorry?

I saw you doing a hangfred with Andy yesterday. It looked sweet.

Oh right. A hangfred. Thanks.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

protestant

n. a person who protests any injustice, usually with a high degree of enthusiasm or zealotry. Originally applied only to people protesting the constraints of the Roman Catholic Church it is now, in a kind of protest, applicable to other causes. The word "protestation" has , of course, never been constrained.
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Look at all those protestants occupying Wall Street! Where are the authorities?

I think their lack of intervention means they're protestants too.

by gnostic1 October 29, 2011

mondo-morto

adj. very deceased. A word created in homage to Gualtiero Jacopetti, the recently deceased Italian director of Mondo Cane, a movie whose title inspired people who largely didn't speak Italian or Latin to create a variety of parodizing phrases, viz; Mondo Druggo, Mondo Tempo etc.

Want to help me bury my dog?

Is he dead?

Of course he's dead! In fact he's mondo-morto.

by gnostic1 August 24, 2011

tie-di

Noun: Two consecutive soccer games, or other sporting events, which both end in draws and, by extension, any extremely pointless or boring activity.

Also a verb form exists: tie-die.

If there is another tie-di today I swear to Pele I am going to give my television a couple of free kicks.

During the statistics class I thought I had tie-died and gone to heaven.

by gnostic1 June 23, 2010

track meat

n. The damaged flesh where a long-time heroin addict has inserted too many needles.

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1) Check out the track meat on that banger. Looks like a machete wound that's been shark-bit.

2) Hey mom! Today teacher tell me, "Best track meat ever!" Now who's the bolt?

You the bolt.

Straight up I'm the bolt!

by gnostic1 August 5, 2012

Goggle

v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

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I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.

No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.

Thanks.

by gnostic1 February 29, 2012