soulberg

n. short but intricate written piece containing insights and truths on the human condition as well as sly amusements lurking in complex word play. Ninety percent of the meaning is hidden beneath the surface.

John Lennon and James Joyce employed many intricate soulbergs which force the reader to think about what he's reading. The titles "A Hard Day's Night", "In His Own Write" and even "The Beatles" employ puns which are the simplest form of soulbergs.

Hmmm. Deep. Very deep.

by gnostic1 January 24, 2011

occupation

v. The process of moving an idealistic group into a previously well-maintained public square or park; also the movement of any unwanted group onto any desirable property or personal space.
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When is this occupation of North America by the Europeans going to end? I have some plans for lower Manhattan island that I'd like to get to.
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Hey! Some random family is occupying our "slacker" table in the food court.

by gnostic1 November 24, 2011

Alder Flats

place. Gritty town left beside the road on the way to prosperity. Founded in 1892 by independent spirits who were not interested in the progressive ways of the people in Rimbey.

Home of the Fighting Badgers, the tri-province soccer champs three years running (1899,1900 and 1901), and twice voted "Hamlet of the Decade" by a local pamphlet company, Alder Flats is poised to leap into the twentieth century.

I had a dream last night. Alder Flats was a rainbow and Rocky Mountain House was a scorpion chasing its tail. Aerosmith music was playing. There were rocks in the road. A lot of rocks.

by gnostic1 July 01, 2012

ox-in

v. Breathe in; inhale. Derived from "oxygen into the lungs" by people who don't like a lot of excess verbiage: people who don't like to go on and on etc. Often used with "drughale" which is to inhale drugs.

When you have asthma you have to ox-in deeply if you are trying to drughale.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

Dildough

Money required to purchase sex toys.

I caught my girlfriend trying to put my dildough into her piggybank.

by gnostic1 June 28, 2010

moisturizer

n. Storm large enough to flood one's basement, innundate the streets etc. Useful as a general term since it eliminates the need to specify hurricane, tidal wave, typhoon etc.

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Better take everything out of your basement and move your car to higher ground. There's going to be a moisturizer tomorrow.

Oh, I don't know. I think I'll just leave everything where it is and see what happens.

by gnostic1 November 09, 2012

draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.

by gnostic1 September 24, 2012