Definitions by gnostic1
hoodsmash
n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.
Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?
Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
empty the trick bag
1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.
2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.
Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.
When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.
empty the trick bag by gnostic1 January 22, 2011
milk the goat
1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.
2) v. sexual euphemism.
2) v. sexual euphemism.
Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?
Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?
Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?
milk the goat by gnostic1 January 21, 2011
wester
v. originally it referred to a movement west toward new frontiers, prosperity, freedom etc. but now it suggests movement or progress away from any restaint, any rules, any authority.
This town sucks man. Time to wester.
Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
Salvador Dali's cryptic westering was initially thought to be indicative of temporal lobe epilelepsy.
leapstand
n. radical skateboarding trick in which the boarder leaps upwards, does a back flip, and lands on the board in a handstand.
Dude! After this truck goes by I'm going to try an ollieollieoxenfree into a leapstand. You be ready to dial 911.
nebtime
Drive carefully this morning. It's still nebtime and the streets are awash with lohans.
What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
What's the matter with you all coming in at nebtime like this! Wait'll I find my teeth so I can lecture you at length without covering you in spit.
adlibbery
n. the complex sentences, gestures, and facial expressions one uses when extracting oneself from a sticky situation.
v. useage of same.
v. useage of same.
1)Did you hear how Kara seamlessly employed blatant adlibbery when the electronics manager asked why six televisions were nestled in her car?
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!
2) Don't try any of that adlibbery on me young man! I can smell the evil weed and see the cheerleaders leg!