Definitions by girlurmomspickled69
Mirko Trovato
“I wish Brando wasn’t in love with Fabio”
“Girl it’s okay because Mirko isn’t in love with a man dafaq”
“You’re right bitch”
“I know bitch, I know. Mirko Trovato is one of the hottest men you’ve ever laid your eyes on. He blinded you with his sexiness. That’s why you have glasses thicker than Priscilla Presley’s hair before 1973.”
“Brando ain’t even allat. He was a super spy, down low stalker, and a movie maker. And his production quality couldn’t even make it past tubi. Poor Ludovica was starred in his one hit wonder shit.”
“Girl he just made a sex tape with her and leaked it after the breakup..”
“Right.”
“Girl it’s okay because Mirko isn’t in love with a man dafaq”
“You’re right bitch”
“I know bitch, I know. Mirko Trovato is one of the hottest men you’ve ever laid your eyes on. He blinded you with his sexiness. That’s why you have glasses thicker than Priscilla Presley’s hair before 1973.”
“Brando ain’t even allat. He was a super spy, down low stalker, and a movie maker. And his production quality couldn’t even make it past tubi. Poor Ludovica was starred in his one hit wonder shit.”
“Girl he just made a sex tape with her and leaked it after the breakup..”
“Right.”
Mirko Trovato by girlurmomspickled69 July 6, 2026