offspring

an amazin punk band that blows green day out if the water

the noose is fallin
and all my freiend are crawling
the noose is falling
the ememies are riseing

by giner March 17, 2005

pantload

An unfortunate circumstance of involuntarily filling ones trousers with seminal fluid. Often leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

When I fucking owned derek on a network video game, I got a severe pantload!

by Giner December 24, 2003

soft-blow

Failing to achieve erection before ejaculation. Often painful and leads to feelings of shame and inadequacy.

The experience of wearing a G-string caused Derek to soft-blow. What a n00b....pwned!

by Giner December 24, 2003