Definitions by gillard johnson

dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix

"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"

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stretching out your asshole by keeping springs in them for extended amounts of time

"yeah ive been wackgarking for 3 days and i can already feel the difference"

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