Xylus, oh man. Where do I start? Well, she is super funny and really tough, and she would risk her life for you. (I hope), if you don’t have a xylus in your life, I don’t know what in the world is wrong with you, you need a xylus right now. She will annoy you so much with her random acts you don’t even know how you met her, and you love her for that. Xylus will be the key to your heart and so much more, she is so thoughtful and kind when it’s a special day for you, no matter a birthday or holiday, she will always wish you something great and meaningful. She’s so beautiful you might feel a little jealous haha. Xylus is the solution to your problems man.
by gigi.gigi August 02, 2025
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