gaylord jefferson's definitions

Curtain

A hairstyle, worn by parting your hair's bangs straight down the middle. The length of your bangs doesn't matter.

Did you see Julie today? She usually never parts her hair in curtain!!

by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2014

sexual chameleon

someone, sometimes bisexual, who swaps both between being a bottom and a top and between submissive and dominant
someone who is both a verse and a switch

John’s a total sexual chameleon, he went from being a service top to a power bottom in one night!

by gaylord jefferson December 6, 2018

Pasta

Short for any character from any creepypasta, which is an Internet short horror story, really.

Dude, that pasta is sick!

by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2014

khhv

Kissless, handholdless, hugless virgin. aka an incel.

Knocked out some khhv in a fedora staring at my girl's ass at the subway this morning

by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2017