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International day where you say "Pee. You may now laugh" and people are legally required to laugh when they hear that saying
*When it's Diez de Mayo (May 10)*
Person 1: Pee. You may now laugh
Person 2: *doesn't laugh*
Person 1: I'm calling legal authorities
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA plz don't sue me
Person 1: Pee. You may now laugh
Person 2: *doesn't laugh*
Person 1: I'm calling legal authorities
Person 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA plz don't sue me
by garden hose master 9000 November 5, 2020
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