gap tooth grin's definitions

post season depression

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

jam bandit

One who follows religiously, but does not participate in "jam sessions" performed by "jam bands." These individuals are often adorned in tie-dyed apparel, hemp accessories, and Birkenstock sandals. The vernacular of such individuals involves such words as "yeah" and "man." Those who are most immersed in "the scene" may have a deep and passionate appreciation for crystals.

BYSTANDER #1: Do you smell a mix of patchouli and trust funds?

BYSTANDER #2: Yeah...a group of jam bandits just passed us. They've apparently been following Yonder Mountain String Band around the country for the last 3 years.

by gap tooth grin April 30, 2009

IMisunderstanding

when a communication breach occurs during an IM (instant messaging) conversation, resulting either in silence, or a string of misdirected and often passive aggressive replies.

Joe235: i really like dick

Jane52: that came out of nowhere

Joe235: what do you mean? i decided the other night

Jane52: to each his own

Joe235: wait...what? you don't like him? but...you introduced us

Jane52: ahhh right, my buddy richard...this has all been a big IMisunderstanding

by gap tooth grin July 8, 2009

TFTCB

To fat to come back

Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.

by gap tooth grin June 9, 2009