gap tooth grin's definitions

ass-mask

pulling the collar of your shirt over your nose and mouth to protect from foul odors.

"How bad is it in that Port-o-Potty?"

"You'll need an ass-mask at the very least."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

Spring Breakers

Individuals living as if every day were spring break. A lifestyle usually only afforded with the assistance of one's parents, a trust fund, or rare cases of unemployment.

person #1: why don't we go to that bar over on sixth street anymore?

person #2: the spring breakers took it over...you can't go in there without someone screaming in your ear and spraying beer all over you, plus it's impossible to get a drink cause some girl in a tube top is always climbing up on the bar with one of her friends.

by gap tooth grin May 4, 2009

post season depression

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

twioyeurism

the act of obtaining a twitter account to read other's tweets without tweeting yourself. (twitter + voyeurism)

i don't know why i got a personal twitter account, i'm not nearly narcissistic enough. i guess i just do it for the twioyeurism.

by gap tooth grin July 10, 2009